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| Hi Everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera. It has been like 7 years since I have posted on Zinger. Since then I got married, had 8 children, 2 of them legitamently, ran a marathon, all 1.2 miles of it and got totally engrossed in Michael Jackson music videos on youtube. I invite you to watch THRILLER and once you have seen that, you need to watch Lego Thriller and see how krazy people can get when they are unemployed and have way too much free time. God why can't I get laid off? Remember when you got to play lego as a kid? With your sister? And then you'd both build towns with houses, a railroad, airports, hospitals and schools? And then she would piss you off and you'd stomp all over her creations like you were the "attack of the 50 foot woman" from some USA up all night B-movie horror fest? I wonder what all of those lego people were thinking when then saw my Converse sneakers about to make widows out of half of legoland. I'm like the bubonic plague of plastic toys. My writing has atrophied to the point where I can no longer even hold a pen. It is like an transplanted organ that my body is rejecting. In a generation or two I doubt any child will even know how to write. This is the next step to a paperless office for all of you tree huggers. My spelling has always been this bad. It will not improve. Sorry. On one non-satirical note, I did get to meet several of wifey's friends over our wedding weekend and they were all very nice and it makes me wish we lived closer to out family and friends. Soon... OK, that is all I can muster for tonight. It is Friday and it is time to get biz-ay! Outtie | | |
| Did you know that the zip code for Compton (South Central Ghetto) is 90220. Just 1 number off from 90210. As you probably know We have watched the entire 10 year run of Beverly Hills 90210 on Tivo over the bast 14 months. Did you know that people like Jessica Alba, Hillary Swank, Ryan Seacrest and that dude that played chandler on Friends all had appearances on 90210 before they were well known?
Now, 6 years after the last episode of 90210 aired we are seeing the re-emergence of the beloved 90210 crew that had faded away into syndication hell. David is on Freddy, Brandon was on Love Monkey, Tori has her own show on VH1 and Steve's wife is on that new show Pepper Dennis. Not to mention the countless siteings of supurfluous actors in ABC family movies, National Lampoon teen comedies and other odd ball media.
I'm still waiting for the 15 year reunion in a couple years.
Sorry for the lame post guys.
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| That isn't some new jumbo jet, it happend to be the number of days i have been a member of this here Zinger community. I have written exactally 10 blog entries and 27.5 comments. This number popped up when I logged in today. It was Zinger expressing it's concern that I haven't paid for my membership as of yet to join the "Platinum" club. Erath to Zinger... the Intraweb is free. Just like movies, music, software and the U. S. of A
Supporting Zinger supports terrorism. MLK is rolling over in his grave!!!!
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| I got this one a day peel off calendars for christmas from a co-worker. It says "One A Day Survival Tips" and the sample on the back of the box was stuff like "How to survive a bear attack" and how to "survive if your parachute doesn't open." Important stuff. Anyway, I dug it out of my desk thoday at work and just started pulling off all of the days, all the way through May. I found that 90% of the entries are garbage like "This Day In Survival History" and "Today's Survivor" Most of them don't even make sense. For instance, one entry was about the guy that invented powered milk, Borden, and how his "Invention" saved thousands of lives. It's more like a friggin history lesson than a survival guide. I hate that.
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